Peanut Butter Cologne

It’s the little things that he says and does that make me love him so stupidly much. Like this conversation we had after he picked me up from work today (which, by the way, he came out of his way to do because my boss bought all of us in the office these Massive Gift Baskets! Just Because!).

D: Are pets allowed on the bus?

E: I don’t think so - unless they’re service dogs. Or service cats.

D: Not even if they’re in a crate?

E: Nope. I think it’s because of people with allergies.

D: What if I want to eat a peanut butter sandwich on the bus?

E: Yeah! And what about people who are sensitive to perfume and colognes?

D: Next time I ride the bus I’m going to wear peanut butter cologne.

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May

3

Funny Daddy

Filed Under Family, humour, lauren, photography, random, weird | 6 Comments

I took this funny picture of our dad yesterday.

May 4th is his birthday! Happy birthday Dad!

Jan

17

Ask Google: When should I…

Filed Under google, humour, kittens | 4 Comments

I, like so many others, am quite dependent on Google. To an extent, nearly everyone using the internet is! For bloggers, Google creates traffic, and determines your PageRank (which, for better or for worse, carries a lot of weight). Adsense makes you money (well, makes SOME people money) while Analytics measures your traffic and it’s sources. Gmail is widely used (I, for one, have 4 Gmail accounts), as is Blogger and Feedburner (In fact, why don’t you subscribe to Five Blondes?). I could go on, but Google overtaking the world isn’t what I intended to write about.

What I intended to write about is how I need to get my cat fixed.

Max, aka THE DEVIL CAT!! Chews on my engagement ring! Goes for the jugular! Max is almost 10 weeks old (and so cute!). Sooner or later, as Bob Barker used to remind me, he needs the ‘chop chop’. I guess I could get Mom to do it (she does it to piglets everyday), but a cat isn’t the same as a pig, and I hope Max will live a lot longer than your average pig. I mean, it took me TWO YEARS to convince D that we should get a kitten!

Off I went to my trusty Google search toolbar in Firefox (which took only two months of convincing D that it was safe to install) and decided to ask Google, “When should I get my cat fixed”?

I typed “When should I” when Google started suggesting. While I’m not sure how the suggestions are determined (most searched first? What they think is applicable to you?), they sure can be amusing. In order, here’s what Google suggested that I search for:
When should I…

Get a pregnancy test?
Refinance?
Feel my baby move?
Take my Christmas tree down?
Get my w2?
Take creatine?

To people who searched for those terms and ended up here, I don’t have your answers. However, if you’re asking about your Christmas tree, the answer is LONG AGO!

I love Google memes. Let’s start one!

Erica