Twitter has the “favourite” function, and I try to remember to use it every time I see a tweet that I think is funny/thought-provoking/charming. Looking through it today, there are a few that I seriously need to share. You can find my whole list here if you’re friends with me. If you’re not, send me a request and I’ll accept you, promise.
MarthaStewart: i have a very very serious question for all of you: HOW OFTEN DO YOU WASH YOUR SHEETS/CHANGE YOUR BED?? i would like lots of answers please
Oh gosh. Martha, both my wedding and I will be forever thankful for you for imparting upon me your tissue-flower-making wisdom, but your idea of what is “very very serious” and capital-letter worthy in this world needs some adjustment. I didn’t answer this on Twitter, but I’m sure my answer would have to be “not often enough for Martha Stewart standards.”
johncmayer: If you think “Party in the USA” is ironically awesome, go home. If you think it’s authentically awesome, let’s dance.
I find it hard to stop myself from favouriting every second John Mayer tweet. I just love the way he thinks and writes and sings and I could go on and on… instead I will just wait until the next time I am with Reggy to discuss these important matters further.
ericablonde: Not only is my husband the perfect man for me, he’s also the perfect brother for my sisters.
Aww! Love this sentiment. D-dawg really is the bestest (and he reads the blog so bonus points for him!)
whoorl: I truly believe a person’s essence can be summarized in their last 10-20 tweets. Me? Air guitar, lip gloss, making plans and happy joy joy.
Love again! I fully accept and appreciate that everyone has their bad days, but I have been known to unfriend people for constantly posting nothing but negative tweets. Happy tweets make me happy, and there are good moments every day. Tweet about that once in a while. Even if it’s just lip gloss!
CynGagen: RT @kathyireland “Whoever is happy will make others happy as well…” Anne Frank. Thank you all for such a beautiful adventure.
That sums up what I meant in my comments in the previous tweet quite well. Thank you, Ann Frank.
whoorl: “I’m not a really religious guy, but I do pray for opportunities to make fun of people.” HAAAAA. Doesn’t get better than that.
Now I don’t know who Whoorl is quoting there, but that just makes me laugh.
dooce: Me: “Leta, Katey is going to help you–” Leta: “Kate, Mom. Kate. I call her Kate.” Me: “NOTED, TOM CRUISE.”
hahaha! Enough said.
whoorl: Reverse psychology potty training is awesome. (Although, I’m a little disappointed that he’s actually falling for it.)
Apparently I love her tweets! I can totally imagine feeling the same in this situation.
burnace: Cruise Ships: Might as well just rename them “Drunken Maze”.
I’ve never been on a cruise, but this idea very much makes me want to go one one! Thank you, Laura.
nicolerichie: When asking my friend what she’s done on her birthday, she says “Well, I sent my mom flowers because she gave birth to me today”
Such a nice idea!
kasiafink: Last night at alumni dinner, met a funny, wise 95yr old man who told me the secret to a lasting marriage: don’t take yourselves too seriously.
And aren’t we all guilty of this sometimes? This could be my favourite marriage advice of all time.
jonoearle: Leah hasn’t tweeted for 16 hrs. I’m really worried about her.
Sarcastic of course, but hilarious to me! Leah loves her tweets (and I love Leah’s tweets too.)
fragileheart: loves saying things that she’ll regret later. I think it makes life more exciting.
To me this is usually what makes life horrible, but I like thinking of it as exciting. Thanks Reggy!
kylaroma: Sometimes my mom really makes me laugh: “I like spending time just with you, it reminds me of when we used to hang out in the 80′s”
Liiiike… when she was a baby/small child??? Love it.
PerezHilton: P.S. Just because you say “no offense” doesn’t mean it’s not offensive! Duh.
Yes! I hate that saying. When I hear “no offense, but…” I automatically get ready to hear something super rude and offensive.
nicolerichie: I’ve been at the airport for hours. I’m so bored. I think I’m gonna prank call my mom
Sooo randomly amazing.
wishcake: I’ve decided that I love the expression “rise and shine”. I never really thought about it before.
Me either! But now that I have, I’ve decided that I love it too.
taylorswift13: Leno, Access Hollywood, Hannah Montana movie premiere. That’s 5 dresses in one day. I love it.
And I’ve decided that my new goal in life will be to have a five-dress-day.
micblonde: “Be the spark, especially when it’s dark.”
So apparently I sometimes favourite my own tweets. I love this little rule to live by.
laurenblonde: @ericablonde You can make those so easily! It’s just like felt isn’t it?
laurenblonde: @ericablonde omg. I’m mom.
This is funny if you know our mom – her favourite line is “I could make that!” She’s not all talk though – she does go on to make it!
kateblonde: Just spit on Scott while brushing my teeth next to him…sorry hunny! hahaha
I think my love for this tweet is partially how Katelyn spelled hunny (I’ve been spelling it that way ever since), and partially the pure silliness here.
johncmayer: I just voted on People’s “Is John Mayer a Keeper?” poll. I clicked “Love Him” but “Lose Him” is winning at 63%
Guess what I voted??? I love the ability make fun of themselves, in people.
johncmayer: paraphrasing Paltrow on People.com, truly love this line: “You don’t really get it, because if you did, you would like it.”
johncmayer: And I love it without a shred of irony, because it’s so honest. And it’s sort of how I feel more often than not. Isn’t that how we all feel?
Ahh. Yes. I feel like this about so many things – my husband’s intense dislike of John Mayer, for starters.
micblonde: Tipsy Kent: “Baaaabe… why am I so blessed?”
Don’t you love it when your significant other says just the perfect thing? I do, apparently.
leahblonde: loving her girls weekend! Sappy movie, check. Next up – Martinis and babysitting. Not necessarily in that order.
Ohh Leah. You make me laugh.
The end – hope you enjoyed my favourites as much as I do!





















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