Jan
17
I, like so many others, am quite dependent on Google. To an extent, nearly everyone using the internet is! For bloggers, Google creates traffic, and determines your PageRank (which, for better or for worse, carries a lot of weight). Adsense makes you money (well, makes SOME people money) while Analytics measures your traffic and it’s sources. Gmail is widely used (I, for one, have 4 Gmail accounts), as is Blogger and Feedburner (In fact, why don’t you subscribe to Five Blondes?). I could go on, but Google overtaking the world isn’t what I intended to write about.
What I intended to write about is how I need to get my cat fixed.
Max is almost 10 weeks old (and so cute!). Sooner or later, as Bob Barker used to remind me, he needs the ‘chop chop’. I guess I could get Mom to do it (she does it to piglets everyday), but a cat isn’t the same as a pig, and I hope Max will live a lot longer than your average pig. I mean, it took me TWO YEARS to convince D that we should get a kitten!
Off I went to my trusty Google search toolbar in Firefox (which took only two months of convincing D that it was safe to install) and decided to ask Google, “When should I get my cat fixed”?
I typed “When should I” when Google started suggesting. While I’m not sure how the suggestions are determined (most searched first? What they think is applicable to you?), they sure can be amusing. In order, here’s what Google suggested that I search for:
When should I…
- Get a pregnancy test?
- Refinance?
- Feel my baby move?
- Take my Christmas tree down?
- Get my w2?
- Take creatine?
To people who searched for those terms and ended up here, I don’t have your answers. However, if you’re asking about your Christmas tree, the answer is LONG AGO!
I love Google memes. Let’s start one!
Erica
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You should get yourself a vet student as a housemate. When I lived with Marissa she took Chase home for the weekend and gave him shots and got him all fixed up. Perfecto! Not sure what to do now though if he ever gets sick!
THAT is one adorable kitten. It would probably be best to take him to the vet, as kitties loose the testicles but keep the furry scrotum…unlike piggies (if I’m remembering from my childhood) who loose the whole kit and kaboodle.
If someone doesn’t know when to take a Christmas Tree down and have to Google it- they need some serious help, or medication
Great post Eri! I really enjoyed it, i love the science of google, and I believe you have to wait 6 month to get the kitty fixed??