Peanut Butter Cologne

It’s the little things that he says and does that make me love him so stupidly much.  Like this conversation we had after he picked me up from work today (which, by the way, he came out of his way to do because my boss bought all of us in the office these Massive Gift Baskets! Just Because!).

D: Are pets allowed on the bus?

E: I don’t think so – unless they’re service dogs. Or service cats.

D: Not even if they’re in a crate?

E: Nope. I think it’s because of people with allergies.

D: What if I want to eat a peanut butter sandwich on the bus?

E: Yeah! And what about people who are sensitive to perfume and colognes?

D: Next time I ride the bus I’m going to wear peanut butter cologne.