Always, Sometimes, and Never (take two)

I always:

• sleep with my arms above my head even and one knee bent.
• laugh at least once before getting out of bed in the morning.
• Take the side streets to look at the nice houses around me and imagine the version of my life where I stay in the city (as opposed to the country version, seaside version, and foreign country version.)
• watch Real Housewives every night.  
• save my tip money in a big jar every day for some unknown future purpose.
• drink apple juice every day.

I sometimes:

• wish that I was more carefree about my direction in life. And sometimes the opposite.
• spend an hour sitting in front of the mirror braiding my hair.
• drink too much tequila, and it’s never my friend. Well, maybe it’s more like a frenemy.

I never:

• want to see the movie, even if I loved the book (especially if I loved the book.)
• comment on blogs, even though I enjoy getting comments on mine. 
• get tired of alone time.
• bake anything other than sweet marie bars. (If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it…)
• leave Forever 21 without at least trying something on, and usually purchasing something. For instance, today.